Thursday, April 30, 2009

Guidance for H1N1 diagnosis..

A lot of people are worried about the swine flu. Despite the scientific information provided here yesterday.

Well the googles are your friend and now if you really need to know...

Your welcome.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Flu Prevention

I am sure that I read this on the interwebs somewhere, therefore it MUST be true, and probably has a ton of science behind it.  Swine Flu is the latest buzz, with the scare tactic news organizations having a field day hyping the end of the world or some similar hysteria.  Fear not!  Apparently if you eat a lot of bacon, and no i don't mean 4 strips at breakfast instead of 2, but A LOT of bacon, like the lords of bacon do, it will give your body a natural immunity to the swine flu.  I can only speak for us, and I can attest that neither Bacon Jason or I have any symptoms, we'll keep you posted.

(Disclaimer: If you have died from the swine flu we apologize if this seemed insensitive, if you are sick with the swine flu, please stay home and get better)

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Wearable Bacon

Here is a link to some bacon jewelery, I know what my woman is getting for our anniversary!

My question is.. where are they wearing that bracelet in the picture, around the elbow? Or is that the back of a knee?

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Its Science!!!!!!

I recall a story about scientists in the UK creating a formula for the perfect bacon sandwich, and now from the UK, scientific evidence of a bacon related hangover cure.  So remember before you tie one on, make sure you got a rasher of bacon in the fridge for the morning after.  

Shout outs to Nik for pointing me to a fantasticly named blog where this story was posted.
Pork and Whiskey   I ask you , does it get better than that?  Sounds like a better version of one of my Alice Cooper albums.

Friday, April 3, 2009

A different sort of squeeze....

Hope everyone had a great April Fools Day. I tried for a bag o' crap, but alas still not a winner. Our friend Tim pointed us to another 04/01 bacon special, the bacon lube, it must have slipped past us the other day.... (pun intended).

Lets see... 'makin bacon' joke? nahhhh, too easy. Its labeled J&D's whose items are all kosher.... circumcision joke? no.. to far of a stretch. sometimes, a picture is worth a thousand words, not gonna spoil it by trying to name them all.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

The most tedious day on "the googles".....

You may or may not understand what I mean by the title of the post, rest assured, it is today. While you are pondering that, be sure to head over and get some Squeez Bacon® it is almost as good as the instant bacon (review coming soon). Speaking of that if anyone thinks hiding my instant bacon or my Baconnaise is funny...... it is not. Well at least not creative. Have fun out there, and remember, don't be a sucka.