Friday, October 3, 2008

The Holy Church of Bacon

If Jesus had turned water into Bacon, or perhaps fed the masses BLTs with seven loaves and a pig, perhaps I would have more faith.  No matter, there is a religion that I can get behind; The Holy Church of Bacon.  The strange thing is, and our annoyed co-workers can attest to this, Bacon Jason and I have said time and again, there should be a Holy Church of Bacon, and we should be in it.  Well Bacon prayers do come true, its a miracle enough for me to have faith.  Bacon Brothers and Bacon Sisters, read the Five Baconic Laws, and join us today. May your arteries never clog.

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